Fake Backstage Photo
Regular price
$75.00
Always wanted to go on tour with us but couldn’t quit your day job or sell your soul to Big Bootie Man? No problem. We’ll expertly (ish) Photoshop you into a backstage pic with us acting like you’ve been crushing it on the road since Day 1.
Perfect for tricking your ex, impressing your boss or confusing your aunt.
Includes:
One (1) digital image of you on tour
Bragging rights
Emotional validation (limited)
Does NOT include:
Actual memories
Legal proof you were there
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